Old Timey

Have you noticed the weird food products sludge factories like Nabisco, make for old people? I’m not talking about sugar-free products. They have a line of cookies aimed at the so I wear a diaper brigade. Strawberry Cremes, Morton’s Tea Biscuits. Pecan Sandies, Pauline’s Country Pralines, Molly’s Tea Biscuits, Creme ‘Passionals, Bitter Sweet Carmel puffs, Melos, O’lgas Creme Wafers and many more. These cookies come in very small box’s. They charge three times the amount for this foil rapped lard. Old women think their getting jewelry when they open this stuff. The rat bastard corporation can’t leave people on their way out alone. They cross market this stuff with tea, milk, or hot chocolate. They run commercials saying they are old timey. Creamy and rich. What’s so great about old timey? Old timey means no plumbing. Anyone who thinks this is funny, look in the mirror. This is your future. Someday a Borland’s Raspberry Supreme Biscuit will be the highlight of the day. Some young Nabisco punk will be on the phone saying,” Yea ship the pecan sandies. The fossils can’t get enough of them. HAHAHAHA”.